- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Stop stalking my L I F E
—please….just stop.
SSW y RRBM Flexxxxiiiiiiinnnnnnn! 💪
@weirdoMARIE_
—Do it…
Long Distance Pillows: Scottish Designer Joanna Montgomery designed a pillow for couples in long-distance relationships. Each person wheres a ring sensor to sleep at night. When one person goes to bed, their lovers pillow begins to glow softly, and you can hear each other’s heart beating!
That is the cutest fucking thing ever oh my god.
Holy crap that’s sick AF
That’s dope. Soon they’ll create sensors that shock your genitals if you cheat….lmao….technology at its finest.
(via heyitsdunia)